The Great Intergenerational Sock War

First, they came for our skinny jeans. Then they mocked our hair parts. Now? They’ve set their sights on sock length. Yes, sock length is apparently the latest generational battleground, and Gen Z is calling us out.

If your sock drawer is packed with quarter or tab socks, you’re radiating “uncool” vibes—Negative Aura according to the self-proclaimed arbiters of style, Gen Z and their sidekicks, Gen Alpha. There’s probably a viral TikTok dance about it and a meme you’re too out of touch to know exists.

The verdict? Tab socks = old. Crew socks = cool.

Much like the Great Skinny Jean Purge, this sock-length debate has stirred up strong opinions. Ironically, Millennials were the original crew-sock champs in the ’90s. Back then, calf-high whites ruled P.E. class and went perfectly with sneakers and skate shoes, and you never would have broken in those 10-up Docs without them. Crew socks were the default because, let’s face it, they were probably the only option at D.E.K.A.

But somewhere along the way, Millennials collectively embraced ankle socks. And now, Gen Z (with some cheeky Gen Alphas) is roasting us for it.

Gen Z seems to have an ankle aversion. They’ve resurrected crew socks with the kind of youthful zeal that ignores history, pairing them with Air Force 1s, Crocs, and anything else to scream, “Effortlessly cool!” It’s cute.

One day, they’ll learn: sock length is less about style statements and more about function and personal preference. Hiking boots with tab socks? Never. Crew socks with Crocs? Sure, why not. The point? Wear what works for you. Especially if they're double-layered for blister-free comfort, then you’re golden.

So, Millennials, dust off your skinny jeans, flip your hair however you want, and eat that avocado toast. Socks are for everyone. And honestly, Gen Z could use this win—considering the housing market we’re leaving them with.